D. K. Money (twistedsilence) wrote in anti_atdi,
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TMV gets pissed on by anti_atdi

So I live in Seattle, and a few weeks ago I find out that Endfest is being held here. Although I previously had a strict policy of not attending a show/music festival that contains more than a 5% consistency of attendants that like, enjoy, or may be inclined to liking The Mars Volta, it was a perfect opportunity to bring my grand plan to fruition. I set out for Endfest, ticket and water bottles in hand.

After waiting for hours, sandwiched between the sweaty bodies of hipster faggots and their girlfriends, The Mars Volta finally took the stage. Little did they know that anti_atdi had been plotting their humiliation for years. I unzipped my drawers and slid my sixteen-inch dong into the first of my water bottles, and unleashed a torrent of piss. As it filled up, I switched my manhood into the next bottle, and the next, and into the last of the four soon-to-be projectiles. After their third song drew to a close, I cried "FOR ANTI_ATDI!" and launched the first salvos of urine onto the stage. Time slowed down briefly as the crowd watched in amazement as the mathematically perfect arc of my piss bottle's sacred flight slammed into the guitarist, breaking open and turning his white shirt into a horrendous shade of dark yellow. Omar, enveloped in a blind rage after being blindsided by a hot, frothy bottle of my urine, smashed his guitar into his amp, interrupting Cedric's seizure dance. I cocked back my arm and sent the next volley of piss missiles into the air, squarely hitting Cedric in the side of the face. My man-lemonade dripped down his chest like melted butter on a Thanksgiving turkey.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-A850nknFcg

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/37924
http://www.spin.com/features/news/2006/08/060816_marsvolta/

Unfortunately I was apprehended by security and thrown off the premises, but no charges were brought against me.

Apparently Cedric has a bounty out on my head. You could be the lucky winner of $100 to $1000, as well as a lifetime supply of The Mars Volta merchandise, if you bring him my severed head. It was also implied that Cedric would allow you to be his friend if you do so, which is only slightly preferrable to developing stage-4 AIDS.

"That's what happens when you decide to build a venue on sacred burial ground." No, that's what happens when you fart into a mic and sell it to hipsters. It's what happens when you make a whole crowd of people sit through a 2-hour fisting of a freestyle jam session that is the musical equivalent of getting your asshole bitten off by a midget. Get a goddamn haircut, hippies. You've been pwned by anti_atdi, through and through.

On a related note, Snakes on a Plane is released today. Go see it, and if you've already seen it, go see it again.
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Anonymous

August 19 2006, 00:14:28 UTC 10 years ago

your so cool.
find me with this ip.
I found you
You're not really the one who did it, are you?
If so, ahahahaha.
You're actually quite silly. You'll probably admit it when you're more grown-up - if you'll ever be more grown-up.
I see what you did there.
All the Mars Volta have ever done is not be a sterotype rock band. I know it offends you that there is a band out there ripping the shit out of Nickelback and Creed(or whatever music you and ur heroic piss listen to)every time they step on stage, with their unique and ORIGINAL music.

Grand plan?? man it must have taken so much fucking genius to conceive such an elabourite plan. U know monkeys throw shit at each other, you are on the same level as a fucking chimp.

You hate them, so what! i hate lots of bands, but man i rebel by not listening to them and not going to their shows. If some wanker started throwing piss at Bono during a U2 im sure u'd be angry too. What is so scary about the Volta?? they are just fucking awesome musicans, playing energetic music. They're not in your face with how good they are, they have an underground following and they just love to play music. Give em a break and apologise. Hate them if u like, but throwing piss is just infantile.
I can't believe you're making fun of Creed!

\m/ CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER \m/
You can't enjoy good fucking music, I bet you are a fucking metal-head. FUCK YOU. Omar is one of the greatest fucking musicians on the planet you dickless pecker head. Go eat a black dick you dumb son of a bitch. Your nasty ass yellow AIDS infested piss from your 2 centimeter poor excuse for a dick was fucking hater fluid. Don't you have better things to do you stupid metal loving dick licker? Fuck you faggot!
your comment makes your subject look like you were talking about yourself.

and your statement is heavily fallacious. anyone who enjoys good music hates the mars volta. I'm sorry but an hour of white noise and whiny vocals is not "music" let alone "good" and sure as hell cannot be the conjunction of those two terms.

So what's your function? stop listening to bad music. you have no taste.

pathetic

Anonymous

August 19 2006, 18:22:40 UTC 10 years ago

You are the most pathetic person I have ever heard. What are you 8 years old? If you had any brains at all you would realize that if you don't like music you don't have to listen and that throwing urine at people puts you on an intellectual level between a monkey and a rat. Of course I don't expect you to realize how much of a douche you are because people like you are beyond reach, something wrong in the head. If you have any sense however you would not go around telling people how you ruined a concert for thousands of people. Personally I would rejoice if an irate fan did accept cedric's offer and did decapitate you in the most disturbing way imaginable.
Words too big, please reduce them to monosyllabic grunts

Re: pathetic

ground0messiah

10 years ago

A+

Snakes on a Plane looks hilarious confirm/deny
Confirm, and nice icon

Bull.

Anonymous

August 19 2006, 18:41:37 UTC 10 years ago

That's a very clever attempt at poseur-punk irony (and a swell way to get the ATDI/TMV fans' panties in a bunch)... but you didn't throw anything more than a bunch of hot air at that concert, if you were there at all.

TMV ripped off their fans yet again. This time it was because they have a new drummer who doesn't know the music (their previous guy quit 2 weeks ago).

It was completely staged. No piss, it was just watered-down beer. Very carefully planned so that they wouldn't have to play more than 30 mins, but still make a perfunctory showing at a festival that had already seen 2 major cancellations. Of course security escorted the guy out, to protect him from the wrath of the TMV sheeple-fans.

Still your post was funny, and I laughed.
I agreed with you intil that second paragraph. Is it possible, yes, but likely, no. Their new drummer, knows the material, they already have played a full show with him in Santa Cruz. This is one of the most elaborate conspiracy theories I have ever heard.

Anonymous

August 19 2006, 21:25:33 UTC 10 years ago

you have no life. I hope you get mauled by an angry mob.
I'm sure all these are from the same person or two.
You kids listen to Mos Fucking Def, and you say Mars Volta is bad? Listen, you're allowed to hate TMV, ATDI, Omar, Cedric, and anything else related to them, but you do not go to their shows and throw urine on them. It just shows your insecurity and your idiocy. What you need is a hobby and maybe a lover, because if you've been sitting behind your computer monitor twittling your fingers and thinking about pissing on Omar and Cedric, you've not only got some kind of strange fetish, but you're just a plain imbecile.

If by some likely chance that you're lying, which is likely, then please stick to mindlessly bashing a group that puts out much greater music than your shitty selection of bands or anyone else.

Get a life. Obtain better tastes. Just kill yourself: it'd make the world a better place.
Are you a girl

and can we get some pix to prove it

twistedsilence

10 years ago

theminkhandjob

10 years ago

theminkhandjob

10 years ago

twistedsilence

10 years ago

theminkhandjob

10 years ago

slowdowngandhi

10 years ago

theminkhandjob

10 years ago

seductive_night

10 years ago

wonder_ferret

10 years ago

seductive_night

10 years ago

twistedsilence

10 years ago

theminkhandjob

10 years ago

twistedsilence

10 years ago

ground0messiah

10 years ago

You shouldn't focus on hating bands. Focus on the music you like, if you hear something you don't like, don't listen to it. Grow up, seriously.

Anonymous

August 21 2006, 22:02:11 UTC 10 years ago

umm...you;re fucking gay..

no u

DOMINATE!

Anonymous

August 23 2006, 06:42:48 UTC 10 years ago

I just want to say thank you for throwing piss on those fags! Thanks you!
I only wished you had broken into a hospital and stolen some urine from someone with Hepatitis C.

I also wish they had been electricuted by the urine shorting out the equipment.

They remind me of the ass fucks who read really bad poetry at the Maribeau room.

~s
seattle
I saw 2 bottles (or what appeared to be bottles) thrown on stage. Both hit nothing but the ground. One of them landed about 4 feet away from Omar; however it just rolled past him and next to the amp. Also, I don't think much urine, if any, got on the band. And that urine was pretty clear looking. It didn't have that old-school golden look to it. Your pee is weak.
I drank a lot of water that night.

Anonymous

August 24 2006, 03:58:47 UTC 10 years ago

Quote from Twisted's journal.. "Music is the stupidest, most useless, and most trivial thing to be elitist about."
Kinda ironic, isn't it?
Being elitist generally means altering your own music taste to impress other people, abandoning bands once they get popular, and holding your music to be superior to any other form. I barely even listen to music, so I'm not saying that my music is better than everyone else's. All this community is saying is that The Mars Volta and At the Drive-in are terrible beyond comprehension.

ground0messiah

10 years ago

It's so wonderful that you revel in being an asshole. Big man throwing urine at people who are just trying to do their job entertaining people.

Maybe you could use that negative energy for something more productive?
look how many topics got locked:
http://www.thecomatorium.com/board/index.php?showtopic=65447

http://www.thecomatorium.com/board/index.php?showtopic=65345

http://www.thecomatorium.com/board/index.php?showtopic=65256

http://www.thecomatorium.com/board/index.php?showtopic=65287

http://www.thecomatorium.com/board/index.php?showtopic=64820
i'm very happy you gave those smelly spicks the golden shower they deserved!
...but i'm also very mad at you 'cause you know very well that Sparta are as bad, if not worse, as The Wetback Volta.
i mean the singer sports a hoop earring on each ear, just like a little girl...also he has a lot of gel in his hair!
But you guys haven't once mentioned those cocksuckers, why?
Also, while i do love your journal i can't help but be a little pissed about how you guys never bash that loser, Jeremy Michael Ward, that one Volta member that died from a drug overdose...just look at how queer that druggie looked:
http://uk.geocities.com/markgodo/jmw.jpg
Sparta is a strange issue in this community. While it's not listenable by any means, they hold a special place in our hearts for breaking off from the ridiculous style of their previous band. That's admirable in itself. Sparta knows their place as a band, to make mediocre music that will one day sink into obscurity, and I respect that. It's a fantastic way for the ex-ATDI members to redeem themselves, even though Ward still wears hoop earrings and gels his hair.

Unfortunately Jeremy Ward OD'd before this community was created, otherwise I'm sure it would've been a party. "1 down, 3 to go!" Although I still wonder from time to time why it could've have been Cedric instead of him. He was relatively innocuous, I guess.

Re: twistedsilence, you are GOD!

Anonymous

10 years ago

I like some of TMV but this shit was fucking hilarious
you said it was in seattle. no. it was in auburn. seattle is not auburn.

and how do you feel that rolling stone, spin, entertainment weekly, among others have gave the mars volta and at the drive-in such high praise? I know that spin has included the mars volta and at the drive-in on their "top 50 albums of the year" more than once; and they were very highly ranked. both bands routinely draw "A" grades and 4 out of 5 stars.
I feel that those magazines are trash.
hahahahahahaha

one way or another, they deserve it. that's what you get for making unstructured stupid NOISE and tryinh yo call it music, :3
ROFLs you guys all make me giggle. ^_^

I LOVE IT

Anonymous

August 25 2006, 23:01:47 UTC 10 years ago

I fucking love how this journal gets filled up with faggoty fanboys talking about how one of the greatest actions of our time was dumb. If there was a Jesus walking around right now he would have also thrown piss and shit on Mars Volta.

All these "you dummy head comments" just let you know how boring popular culture is right now.

~s
seattle

Anonymous

August 26 2006, 16:39:56 UTC 10 years ago

Jesus, you're such a loser.
Don't talk about Jesus like that! What'd he ever do to you?

Pathetic

Anonymous

August 27 2006, 20:18:32 UTC 10 years ago

Your really just one of the most useless human beings ever, resortin to throwin a bottle what was maybe piss at individuals you don't even know, but hate from what they have sold to you through their music and ways. If you don't like them, dont' listen, music is all opinion.

And you shouldn't make up a big cinematic story about the piss hittin the band members, when theres video showin how it didn't hit either of them, but on a different note, you should be happy your idenity isn't known to all the volta fans, becuase a lot of them would take up cedrics offer, and plenty otehrs would do it just becuase your a low life piece of scum, including me. I live in ri, nk, look me up sometime, i'll be glad to beat you to hte ground.
You fuckwad, ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Most of Mars Volta fans are like 5'1" tall and have aids, they couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag. Plus Omar and Cedric are fucking pussies as well. They used to get their asses kicked up and down in high school.

I think it's fucking funny that on one hand you are accusing him of lying and on the other hand you still want to beat him up for it? ahahahah pick one you frail buttpirate. Why would anyone look up a Mars Volta Fanboy? Except for these posts noone knows you exist anyway...

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Anonymous

10 years ago

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Anonymous

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Anonymous

August 27 2006, 21:53:32 UTC 10 years ago

Hey , can we arrange a fight?

I'd really like to beat the living shit out of you. Not even cause I like TMV, just because you are such a worthless prick.
From the get go of reading this no your full of shit is obvious. None the less I'll never turn down a chance to blatantly tell someone to go fuck themselves. So here I go.

I understand you don't like the mars Volta, as far as I'm concerned that’s fine by me, being a big fan of theirs it's easy to understand why someone wouldn't like them, however condoning behavior that quite literally us as the human race, should find absurd is where I find the problem. The idea that someone goes out on stage plays music that is meaningful to them and they get piss thrown at them is the type of behavior of a bigot, mundane, juvenile, grade A asshole. This type of behavior is more along the line of upper class white prep then that of any one music savvy.

Secondly, what honestly is so wrong with them? A question I can never seem to get an answer to. Is it the fact their lyrics are non senseicle? Well that true only for the ignorant assholes that don't understand metaphors, words that are longer then 2 syllables, and anything not themed about trivial teenage bullshit. Or is it the fact that it's a catorgorizable genre of music. And I don't want to hear any shit about how they just took a bunch of different influences and combined them, that what you fucking do in music. What the fuck do you think Led Zeppelin was accidentally influenced by the blues, or that Pink Floyd never purposely mean to have a Jazz quality to their music. Or since I'm speaking to a bunch of dumbasses, do you think the Ramones, invented power chords, or didn't shittily rip of the Bubble Gum Rock of the 50's. Some of the greatest acts in rock took influence from other bands or genres. And it's "Influence" yes I know it's a hard concept to understand, the idea that you don't have to sound like everything else. Or is it that it's not random sound effects with loud bass noises while some stupid ass recites Dr-Seuss style lyrics about the hood in a voice that sound like a fucking frog with a throat cold? Or maybe that noise known as Industrial? A genre of music for large groups of Goth fags get together and jerk each other of while listening to Ministry.

Or maybe your just one of those faggots that doesn't like something in a desperate attempt to feel smart, because putting people down show the true caliber of a person, nothing more manly then calling a group of people faggots because their taste in music differs from theirs. Yeah hipsters are fucking lame, so are the artsy fags that sip their coffee and read in star bucks, and so are the almost always overweight hot topic kids, they all fucking suck, but by reducing yourself to stupid actions, such as making fun of a band, supporting a less then scumfuck action as throwing piss at them, and their fan, all because you personally don't like it only perpetuates the fucking problems, and while you want to sit hear and bitch about bands and the fans of theirs, you yourself are becoming no better then them. What do you think shooting them down makes you a better person then a emo fags or the many other labels you'll slap all over shit. It fucking doesn't, all it makes you is a hypocrite with his head shoved too far up is ass to realize it. So I hope you go choke, and when you do I hope someone molests your corpse leaves in naked in the road covered in piss because people like you, deserve far worst. Thank you for making this world and even shitier place.
A fan of the Mars Volta just wrote a lot of words in my internet community
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